Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 for the NES is one rad game! It’s one of the best beat-em up games on the system. But, gamers have been lied to all these years. We’ve learned from a super secret source that Mikey actually died during the game production. The famous opening of the game where the four turtles jump to save a screaming April O’Neil, and not worrying about all the other people in the building for some reason has cost our deal Mikey his life.

A stunt double played the rest of the game, but the thing is it’s hard to tell what scenes are with the real Mikey and the stunt double. We’ve also found out the stunt double is the same guy that kid naps the Double Dragons girlfriend. Small world. Rest in pizza land dear Mikey cause you are now on ice, ice, baby!