Koopa Inc. of Lavaland, Mushroom Kingdom is recalling 39,000lbs of fruit and fruit by-products. The specified fruit has a series of defects including the strange ability to float mid-air. The fruit also will make one flash like a light bulb upon consumption. People who have an allergy to electricity and tofu run the risk of serious and life-threatening reactions if they consume these products. General consumers are warned not to eat these fruits until Koopa Inc. has competed the re-stocking process. Rawwwwwr! We blame Toad!